@AskDyson@Dyson you received my return on Jan 2nd 2025. Since then, I've spent countless hours on the phone with your outsourced customer service.
Everytime its the same reply. "Wait 24-72 hours".
Your website says "returns made easy". This is not easy. Give me my money back.
Ways to improve sports:
1. Hockey - put gunpowder on the ice so that a slapshot "explodes"
2. Baseball - DH must be clinically obese.
3. Football - weed is mandatory.
4. Basketball - this has been done already, but trampolines.
Anyone who is voting tomorrow should vote for me as a write in for Register of Wills. If elected, I will register the fuck out of any will that comes across my desk and that is a campaign promise. #vote
@RiceFarmerNFT If you see this, leave these losers. Get over your shit and figure it out. "I gave my life to moderate a discord channel" -- that's where you fucked up. Take your knowledge and bounce
@RiceFarmerNFT I listened to the space. Maybe I'm too old, but all these people in that space are just sucking each others dicks. Id be embarrassed. Maybe they will be when they're out their 20s looking back. You'd think these spaces would share original ideas. Instead they boast community.