Inside the Box Guy

Thinking outside the box is too mainstream

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Gonna get absolutely ruffled off of four miller lites on my couch and watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

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The letter “I” is literally the Connecticut of license plate letters, it’s not real

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Being fueled by the power of friendship in a completely platonic way

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Does anyone else have the overwhelming desire to learn magic tricks

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Man I hate when people just be negative when I try to quote Kung Fu Panda

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I miss u

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@MrLocks Happy Birthday to an absolute stud. I love you.

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@LeRizzJames69 Bruh come on now

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You ever wake up and realized that this is the day you make history. About to write the finest chapter of my history in size 20 bold font. Enjoy the show.

I live for this.

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@dr_johnbob Praying for you on this terrible day

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I bet the guy who invented the Rubik’s Cube also invented the duvet. Why are those things so complicated…

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I’m gonna fend for the fun of it

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Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?

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@LeRizzJames69 I’m witerally gwinning fwom ear to ear

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Can we normalize wearing flip flops with jeans?

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@dr_johnbob This guy is at severe risk of being overstimulated

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Girls believing in the psychic who gave them a $20 palm reading is on the same level as guys believing that the WWE is real. Whatever makes you happy I guess.

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@HarnyBarney Hey Marty! Hope you get over the Ex, have you tried eating an entire dominos cheesy bread with lava cakes? Always does the trick for me

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Getting the urge to start my yearly Minecraft world that lasts a week, any takers?

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I am such a slut for touchtunes

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Eating an entire box of mac and cheese at lunch was a TERRIBLE idea