Candace

But I swear to God I'm gonna change the world

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No children allowed. competent people only

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Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go - Joshua 10.9

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

Me : Gormet Popcorn ?
Him : It probably means it comes with butter and your dont have to ask for it
Me : 🤦‍♀️

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

I'm going to put the icecream next to the broccoli. To make myself feel better.

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

I am not the only traveler
Who has not repaid his debt
I've been searching for a trail to follow again
Take me back to the night we met

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

And after eating 4 oreos I am going to bed

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

Boyfriend: I left my hat at your house.
Me: Ok. I will hold it ransom till you bring me taco bell.

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I'm torn between making mashed potatoes or French fries!!!

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Coffee on point this morning #coffeeaddict

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Me: checks serving size
Serving Size: 14 fries
Me: counts fries 1..14..16..19...
Me: it's perfect if I'm over 14. That should be enough...
#lovefries #fries #servingsize

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@Jobywan_Kenobi no... you cant slurp tortellini.

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Boyfriend: *goes to walk away*
Me: "stop come back"
Boyfriend: "what?!"
Me: "kiss me, tell me you love me, and tell me see you tomorrow.. dont just walk away."
Boyfriend: *smooch* (sarcastic voice) "I love you and I'll see you tomorrow" *sassily walks away *

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Yes ... yes I did ask Google when I can eat dinner.... #stillhungry

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Me checking the time every 2 mins wondering if it's to early to make dinner. #hungry

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You know you've reached a new level when Starbucks asks if you want your usual! #movingup @Starbucks

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You know what kind of day it's gonna be when you pull your pants out from the dryer and your pants are still wet.... 😥 #scared

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@Jobywan_Kenobi @DairyQueen But a small doesn't sound like you

[Candace @InsideTheCafe]

@Jobywan_Kenobi @DairyQueen Are you feeling ok ?

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Don't get in my donut way ! #donuts

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What do you name a taco ? #taco