HMRC returned my tax return this year because apparently I’d answered one of the questions incorrectly.
The question was:
“Do you have anyone dependent on you?”
I replied:
“1.5 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crackheads, 3.4 million unemployable shirkers, 112,000 scroungers, 500,000 neurodiverse lazy bastards, 85,000 criminals currently in prison, 650 MPs in Westminster and one Asian midget who says he’s the Mayor of London.”
HMRC replied:
“This answer is unacceptable.”
So I wrote back:
“Who did I leave out?” ☺️🤓😂👊🏽
York City Football Club are delighted to announce the appointment of Scott Lindsey as the club’s new Head Coach.
Lindsey joins the Minstermen ahead of our return to League Two, bringing with him a vast wealth of experience working across the EFL.
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York City Football Club can confirm that Stuart Maynard will be leaving his role as First Team Manager, with immediate effect.
This has not been an easy decision, and it is not one the board has taken lightly. Ultimately, it comes down to a difference in direction and vision for the football club.
We recognise that, from the outside, this may look like a strange or difficult decision to understand. But we believe that in the long term, the football club will be in a stronger position because of it, another step towards the vision we, as custodians of this club, believe will deliver sustained success.
Like every one of you, we love this football club, and we would never make a decision we didn’t believe was in its best long-term interests. We hope our track record of improving year on year has earned us a degree of trust, and we understand that not everyone will agree with, or fully understand, this decision right away.
We would like to thank Stuart for his contribution to York City FC and wish him well for the future.
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@OfficialPDC Pathetic, how can you move a tickets from Sunday to a Saturday night what about the travel and accomdations costs people are going to endure
Move the afternoon session to 11am start and the evening session to a 3pm start
Go away and rethink your idea
Breaking news, the fa to investigate uggla for match bribery of the referee in the match Rochdale vs York city. Rumour spreading fast he has offered the match officials in excess of 20k to favour York city in the game!!! #ycfc