Denise the Menace

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Don’t talk about decentering men when centering yourself is more important

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

@LenValyrian Had to check to make sure I didn't post this.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

@quidditch424 I don't think people realized the extent to which scamming had infiltrated progressive spaces- and had been since social media took off with twitter.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

Forgive me, but all this bravado from the southerners in response to AOC wanting us to pull up on you is embarrassing given how many of y'all have tried to shoot one addled, elderly, slow moving, neon orange target and missed.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

If we reinstate the draft and I see any of you pick pickmegans flopping down in front of cars or chaining yourselves to trees over this defective crop of men, I will come down there and drag you out of the street by your hair.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Part of feminism is admitting that you’re a bird about certain shit and working to unlearn it. All of us got a lil chirpy chirp you just gotta rage against the birdness

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

The worst part about working in progressive coalitions is waiting for the folks with ADHD and time blindness to get on the calls. Apparently, punctuality is ableism.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

The 'it's sad he resorted to this' people are going to send me to the moon BC THAT MAN IS THE LOWEST LIFE FORM IMAGINABLE.

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

I’m not talking good bout no damn killer of a wife while his kids are home ass man!
Idgaf how well I knew him or took pics with him, tf

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

I’m pro abortion. I lead with that option when anybody shows me they aren’t enthusiastic about being pregnant. Conservatives have successfully branded it as evil and the ultimate moral failure, we have to change that narrative.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

Let me just save everyone some time, when a man on a dating app says he's looking for an adventurous women, he means anal and not ziplining in Bali. Hope this gives y'all back some time back in your day.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Just a reminder that for all their big talk, DOJ is 0-4 in lawsuits to obtain state voter files. My law firm is 4-0.😎https://t.co/EVNMwg9GMj

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

@LenValyrian Have a good time!!!

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

I'll say it again, did you not learn it in school or were you talking in class?

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

They also don’t understand topic vs content skill
They’ll say “schools should teach taxes!”
But the skills are covered under proportions, ratios & converting decimals to percentages
And calculating them

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

@LenValyrian That's the best feeling in the world. Freeing.

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

Happy International Women’s Day to:

- women who hit back
- eldest daughters
- women in sports
- women with big feet
- women who curse like sailors
- bald women
- hairy women
- bitches who get stuff done
- lesbians who survived compulsory heterosexuality

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

If anyone has a better idea for ridding this country of the surplus of loser men we have, let's hear it.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Breaking: Karoline Leavitt reports President Trump has not ruled out using a military draft in the war with Iran.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

never forget that every protection women have ever won, every law, every right, every policy was won by women who were furious. not polite. not patient. not willing to wait their turn. rage is necessary for leadership in a world built against women. #InternationalWomensDay

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

So before you get on this app bragging about your man being a provider, just know he's likely at work telling the young girls that you're a dummy and a bitch who isn't grateful for his hard work.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

My colleague's wife has been a menace to her fellow nurses, bragging about how her husband 'lets her' work part time, refusing to pick up extra shifts or stay late when her floor is understaffed.

[Denise the Menace @InsightGrammar]

Meanwhile, he's been at the office, bitching about her attitude and telling the baby lawyers that he's only staying until the kids are in college so that his maintenance obligation will be reduced bc she doesn't 'stimulate him' intellectually.