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Random quotes and stuff just waiting to be posted #InspiredI

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Everyone go follow @WesleysWijsheid! They have awesome tweets

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They say sleep is good for the brain.
So why isn't it allowed in school? #InspiredI

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence #InspiredI

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I learn the hard way, because I don't read instructions. #InspiredI

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Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits. #InspiredI

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We must become the change we want to see. #InspiredI

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Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. #InspiredI

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If tetris has taugh me anything, it's that errors pile up & accomplishments disappear. #InspiredI

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May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook. #InspiredI

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TEACHER: "I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework.
"ME: "Yeah, I hope you don't see that either." #InspiredI

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp and kill a cat.

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When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something, I'll just be like "Dobby has no master, Dobby is a free elf." #InspiredI

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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness #InspiredI

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Do what makes you happy, because life is too short to be angry at the world #InspiredI

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3am text message "Hey are you asleep?" no I'm scubadiving, what the fuck do you want -.- #InspiredI

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That WTF moment when you think you have the best seat in the movie theater, and "BAMM" a human giraffe sits in front of you #InspiredI

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1 of the best ways to make yourself happy = to make other people happy; 1 of the best ways to make other people happy = to be happy yourself

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No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you his ringing toy phone you answer it #InspiredI

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"Dude, I just saw you on TV!" "Really? Omg, what channel?!" "On animal planet!" #InspiredI

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Bitch, i'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.