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yes I made that tweet about Hyperia. Theme Park Scenic Artist & Prop Maker, I work on Epic things.

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@TowersStreet @altontowers

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It could only happen to Alton Towers really couldn't it...

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@cupcake_coaster How do I get one, I will sell a child for it.

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@NCBFestival @KingyNemesis could be interesting

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@AshleyLCarter1 This is beginning to happen across UK Merlin Parks too

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@_calluum_ Agree, it's one of my favourites in the park, Helix beats it I think though

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@thornbridge do you need to pay for the Club and over £40 of stuff before being able to claim the £30 free delivery bonus?

Was hoping to subscribe but all the pricing and lack of the perks when signing up for club membership puts me off a bit?

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@lntamin @altontowers Are we forgetting a few years back when they quietly tried to remove the blade and only changed their decision after backlash from customers? Then with the potential same thing happening this closed season? They did the same with other rides across the parks too.

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Guys guys, Ka... It's just metal

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@mo_bernstein FFS that's me

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I finally rode "Just Metal"

It's good, it's fun, but it suffers from shortness in length, exactly as I expected it falls short of being truly superb because it's just over too quick.

What it does though, it does well though it could be a bit more intense for my preference.

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@Wxbbxrx Bland uninspiring food for 2 for £30?

Get down your local brewers fayre and spend half that on double. It's not the food, it's the extortionate prices for something so lacklustre and mediocre that's the insult.

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18 months of maintenance for just over 24 hours, belter #hex #closed #binit

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@JustEatUK it wasn't though... we had to contact the restaurant an hour and a half after this to find out that your service had gone down in the area.

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@KingyNemesis @Thrill_Nation Absolutely bonkers, pricing system out of control.

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@JamesAllgood1

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@bamber123 It's not even subtle

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Went to Thorpe today and realised Hyperia isn't even gold... It's brown and white.

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@olibarnacle It's even like... Turd brown

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@b3n_f_ Same thing that happens to every Intamin accelerator I'd guess, cable/launch problems