Unreal Loser

Freaks and psychos tried to steal my legacy (He/him) Alex

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

Love bombing my friends so they game with me

[BobtheIceClimber @BobIceClimber]

How bathrooms in dreams are set up

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

HAGIA SOPHIIAAAAAA 😩

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

White women in Brooklyn love walking around clenching an empty reusable shopping bag in their fist

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

if ya like it then ya put an onion ring on it! - applebee's beyonce

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

@thugmajesty7 Remember when we went to see Blade Runner and that guy dropped a beer bottle on the floor and it rolled around at different points throughout the movie cuz people kicked it

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

There are bars in Brooklyn where you basically just have to Venmo a trans person any amount of money to get in

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

I know it’s your dream to start a family in LA

[dandori @dand0ri]

car users be like imma beep my horn bc im a big stupid baby

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

he’s not even wearing goggles in this that’s part of his enhancement. robo-eyes

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

@PAYPALWITCH Ps1 was my first console and I played on a CRT until I think assassins creed brotherhood came out and I broke my parents TV plugging in my PS3. We went to best buy that day and bought and LED TV that they still have

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

I’m honestly scared of how I���m gonna do in Nutella tricks class this semester

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

Customize your burger

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

Bro this is a hill I WILL die on

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

@PAYPALWITCH You see how the olive oil starts smoking the moment the put it on the pan. Young hoes cook everything on high

[Unreal Loser @Int3lligentking]

I honestly don’t think an Italian mother would be caught dead cooking this shit

[Cooking Hub 🧑‍🍳 @CookingHub_]

italian mother feeds family of 4 with eggs in a steel pan.

[BobtheIceClimber @BobIceClimber]

bro last night was sissy hypnosis ASMR

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

https://t.co/tXmiEClIQq

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

drake is the first person to ever get CTE from smoking hookah

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Stream tonight 7pm est come hang