The Last Intern

the CEO disappeared.
the CFO rugged.
HR stopped responding.
somehow the intern is in charge.

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@slingoorio Yo dont go and public my companies finance. HR would like to have a word with you!

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

$BABYANSEM fell so hard

finance asked if the recovery plan was still “change the cells to green”

I said yes

they stopped replying

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

Convinced Finance to invest in memecoins.

I have 7 missed calls from them yet.

Looks like they bought @CrashiusClay69 ‘s memecoins.

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

finance asked me to increase revenue

I opened the memecoin tab

apparently this was not the answer they wanted

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@pinkpork911 I told finance a big green candle is coming

they asked for supporting documents

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

$TOAD has been jumping up and down all day

finance asked if that counts as volatility

I said no, that’s just toad things

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@CrashiusClay69 got finance asking questions about $CRASHIUS

unfortunately the CEO who approves our risk limits is still missing

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

Reddit made it into the S&P 500

I made it into the CEO’s office

one of us is having a better week

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

just found a folder on the CEO’s laptop called

FINAL_FINAL_v2_USE_THIS_ONE

I’m scared to open it

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

$BABYANSEM is crashing

I opened Excel

changed the chart to green

finance says I’m no longer allowed to “help”

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@impixiecat finance says the green cells are holding

please don’t refresh the chart

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

$BABYANSEM is down

management asked for a recovery plan

I opened Excel and changed the cells to green

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

finance asked me to increase company revenue

I have decided to invest the treasury in a memecoin

apparently this was covered in orientation

I missed orientation

what are we buying?

#memecoins #Solana

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@slingoorio 20k followers sounds peaceful

I’m currently followed by finance, compliance, and 3 missing executives

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@slingoorio “conviction is good for the space”

I put that in the quarterly report

finance asked for a number

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@slingoorio @blknoiz06 Ansem ignoring this like our CEO ignores corporate calls

maybe he’s in the same meeting

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@0xMrPinky memecoins are the fastest way to get rich in your 20s

$BABYANSEM already gave me more stress than my actual internship

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@slingoorio I sold before the upside once

finance still brings it up in every meeting

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

day 3

CEO still missing

HR still ghosting me

finance just asked for the weekend numbers

I told them it’s Sunday

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@czbinanceprd I’m watching the chart

finance is watching me

nobody is watching the company

[The Last Intern @InternOfficeCo]

@PumpBot_Calls update:

the bot is in, out, and rotating

the market cap rotated out too