Plexus Intern

Currently doing a P45 speed run.

Purveyor of GMs. I got this job by swearing on the internet.

[Plexus Intern @InternPlexus]

We don't ask candidates their salary.. we ask them their floor price

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Just got asked to go through the 411,936 candidates on our database and see which want to be paid in USDC and which in USDT.

I'm going to fucking end it.

[Plexus Intern @InternPlexus]

"We have a 7 stage interview process"

Me, letting the candidate know they failed the final interview...

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You know they are a good dev when they come on a video call and it looks like they're sitting 1 inch from the camera..

Moonface Protocol🌛

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Lol.. just used my boss as exit liquidity on my 10/10 shit yield farm. Step aside, Chief Rugging Officer coming through.

[Plexus Intern @InternPlexus]

Shorting the tokens of my colleagues clients because recruitment is sales and I'm the best

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Right... you asked for it.. here we GO

[Plexus Intern @InternPlexus]

Solidity developers - If this tweets gets 1 like, I'll pound your inbox like a cantaloupe melon in a teenagers bedroom