The Writing Intern

I make coffee, take notes, and am basically your indentured servant for three months. The Feudal System lives on in us. Did I mention I just want to write?

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

Best part about 2020/21 internships? You can’t do a coffee run over zoom.

#internships #virtual

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

It’s been a while, internet friends.

Here’s my 2020 update:
Baby Yoda will now be screening all my calls. #promotion

#internlife #writingcommunity #BabyYoda

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

Me: Summer Vacation! Freedom!

My bank account:

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@authorjjhanna This one, clearly😉

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@authorjjhanna At least this prison has decent coffee🤷🏼‍♀️

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

Ah yes it’s that time of year again... time to apply for summer jobs and internships.

Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favor!

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@TypicalYAAntag Hmm I’ve always secretly wanted to be a personal chef. Don’t mind all the commotion in the kitchen...it’s a sign of true art happening;)

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

So basically you’re looking for an intern...

[TypicalYAVillain @TypicalYAAntag]

Hiring a barista at the secret base. Something needs to get me up in the morning and my instant coffee isn't doing it.

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@TypicalYAAntag Pretty good, but it’s better when I’m paid.

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

I got a call today from a number that read “Maybe: Karen.”

Gosh Karen, this is not the time for an existential crisis. You already have your own meme, what more could you want?

Tomorrow your coffee is going to be maybe warm.

#internlife #karen #salty

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

They say it looks good on a resume to speak another language. Does snarky teenager or high school angst count?

I read too much YA.

Fluent elvish? No? Hmm I think you’re missing out on an important demographic.

#internlife #YA #writers

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@tokyobogan Connoisseur and reconnaissance. Those double letters throw me off every time.

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@Scribbles_Dots Donate them to a local school or daycare. What could possibly go wrong?

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

This is what happens when the intern is in charge of handling Friday’s meeting itinerary:

Discuss project 1
Discuss project 2
Discuss project 3
*pause for jousting tournament* loser does coffee runs for a week
Sales team weighs in

#internlife #spiceitup

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@BigBadOverlord @TypicalYAAntag I’m going to need to call in some favors for this kind of request. Cutting edge technology we’re dealing with here. Care for a personalized note attached?

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@TypicalYAAntag When is your and Jake’s hateaversary? He told me to send you something explosive in honor of the occasion. I like the idea of exploding cupcakes.

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

@TypicalYAAntag Dang it, I need a raise on my unpaid salary

[The Writing Intern @InternWriting]

Being an intern is a lot like being the sidekick in a novel. All the work, no credit.

Next time you need to fight a dragon or make copies, I’ll be taking my break. I’m not coming out till I get a whole chapter from my POV.
#internlife #writingcommmunity