JACOB PEREZ

[JACOB PEREZ @INTLC]

http://t.co/x03ebvLsQ3 "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[JACOB PEREZ @INTLC]

http://t.co/rrfJn31iqo How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/ADHappFIWl It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[JACOB PEREZ @INTLC]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/e77yF7OfVA

[JACOB PEREZ @INTLC]

Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot? http://t.co/C22tsndf

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http://t.co/lmuXwCt7 Christopher Walken does one of the top seven Christopher Walken impressions I've ever heard.

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Don't forget to insult random strangers on the internet today, morons. <3 http://t.co/iF7a0lgy

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MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION http://t.co/Hnrdgh88

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http://t.co/WYr7yNyr You auto complete me.