WHITE WOLF.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

@beautyandmenace » with the ashen scruff on his face. 

“… Oh, that does it,” He grumbles, dipping his opposite hand into the water to blindly retrieve Yennefer’s opposite foot. 

Bicep wound both of her ankles and feet together and he squeezed the muscle, trapping her in a vice-like grip »

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Brow raises, pretending nothing happened.

“I was just going to scratch my ear…”

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

Put that down.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Mm… Good to know.

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

These 'redeeming' qualities can be mimicked with a series of temporary enchantments, or a visit to some questionable erotic shops on the streets of Novigrad.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Perhaps they’ve got some other, more 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 redeeming qualities?

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

The world does need constant reminding as it is a fact often forgotten. Look at how many times her sorceresses have just fallen back into bed with these idiots.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

A great shame for all. Besides, what is so intelligent about constantly reminding the world that men are stupid? That seems to be fairly common knowledge, at this juncture.

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

Impossible. She was molded for intelligent conversation. To keep her mouth shut would be against the very grain of her existence.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

“Is that so…”

Geralt scoffs, rather unappreciative of his hair being touched.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

"hey, they are, because i'm your bestie and i want you to be the best version of yourself."

reaches up and tugs his hair. "you need a cut or a braid, smartass."

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Perhaps instead of altering her communication, see should cease it altogether—and keep her mouth 𝒔𝒉𝒖𝒕.

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

Her manners have gone nowhere. She simply alternates how she communicates depending on the decency and class of the people she finds herself surrounded by.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀｡･:*:･ﾟ★｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

He knows what it means—just wanted to check where her 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠 have gone.

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

Oaf, Witcher.

O-A-F.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Lifts an arm, taking a sniff.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

What is this ridiculous fantasy having to do with the way he 𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

The grey-haired 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

[𝒫hilippa. @Iesbomancer]

Whatever other little misfits the grey-haired oaf has living in hus shadow.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

“That is not why,” Geralt crosses his arms, long silver wisps cascading down his shoulders.

He’s in need of a cut now, actually.

“And my grooming habits are no business of yours.”

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

"you always have had one ever since i've known you because i bullied you into cutting and brushing your hair and using soaps, yes. are you cultivating it?"

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

What is this ridiculous fantasy having to do with the way he 𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

“I have not 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒅 a sense of hygiene, because I’ve always /had/ one.”

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

you are, right?

........... right?

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Stares.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

he's developing a sense of hygiene you guys!

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

… Time for 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 bath.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

Time for a bath.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

@sinuouswitcher » sewage also happened to drain and create a pileup of trash here and there.

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

“You say that, now.”

Geralt inhaled gently, calm as the breeze which continued to carry along.

“But many act differently when confronted with… 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 situations.” Tone was low and gruff, as usual. “It’s easy to not feel a certain way about »

[𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭. @sinuouswitcher]

arms folded across her chest as a more relaxed stance was taken by the cat. how amusing, she thought.

“ I would be lying if I said so. human, monster; whatever pays best is what I shall slay. . . I have no qualms with that. never did. ”

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

@sinuouswitcher » the Witcher’s thing. Being mildly inconvenienced by small things, or the actions of others. It often resulted in that grouchy look on his face.

How entertaining.

The ground was muddy due to the swamp-like waters nearby, just on the outskirts of town, where »

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@sinuouswitcher » somewhere in his done.

“It all means 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈, at the end of the day.”

[WHITE WOLF. @INTREPlDSLAYER]

@sinuouswitcher » it could’ve ironically been deemed a 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 sort of maneuver. What he was protecting her 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮, exactly, neither of them knew.

“You win, I suppose; if money is all you’re after, then I hope you get as much of it as you can.” There was a hint of sarcasm »