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a father who gets lots of sex

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new riff playlist is here. https://t.co/hnhHq2BPCD

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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tfw you're getting mustard for your hot dog and the soda fountain breaks down

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license plates are so uncool! and if you have one, you're a loser who probably wets the bed at night! if you were a real man, you would drive without a license plate and get pulled over. they are for wimps!

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your daily reminder that even if you receive a h*rry p*tter dvd or video game as a gift, it's still money that goes towards jk r*wl*ng personally chasing after trans people with a baseball bat. if you got hp merch as a gift, kindly SEND IT BACK!!!

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and that’s on peri- wait what

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Nicki>Cardi

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reminder that it's important to retweet when you're on twitter.

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

If only for a few minutes, I can’t resist.

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i took the labubu less 6 7’d, and that has made all the difference.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

What’s Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru 🤣 #FallonTonight

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Apologies to all the people I’ve blocked over the years. Just can only let positive stuff in. If I could block myself I would. And sending @carseatheadrest my very best.

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baby there's no guidance when rodrick rules

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bring back random + wholesome memes like this please!!!!

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so if zohran wins, does that mean this site will become usable again?

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weirdest fap ever.........

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

🎶“I’m Just A Shill” (FT. Zohran)

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please watch movies with ashton kutcher in them and stream maroon 5. i'm watching you... he's watching too...

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retweet if this was your favorite ashton kutcher performance!!!

[Curtis Sliwa @CurtisSliwa]

Stop glazing me, Zohran.

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"the police are not anti-queer" wow lmao

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drag city bitch, drag drag city bitch / bill bill callahan and joanna newsom, bitch!