⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ

❝go on and save yourself and take it out on me .ᐟ ❞

[brainrot bot @brainrot_bot]

it never occurred to me to say no

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

who the fuck is spider-man?

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

avengers tower is now decked out in christmas, hanukkah, and kwanzaa decorations. you’re welcome.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

happy birthday, kid.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

gonna stuff all of their armors with bubble wrap .

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

i wish the world was safe enough that these kids didn’t have to go out there .

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 i’m thinking an upgraded warming and drying systems. speed them up. definitely increasing your compressed air capacity— just in case.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

i feel old .

[— peter ‼️ @parkerspeter3]

turning 20 btw …

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 not in four months!

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

my parents raised a real one

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 don’t spiders hate the cold? gotta be prepared.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 fiiiiiine. but if you need anything, especially since winter’s coming, just say the word.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 . . .maybe i should’ve gotten more.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 of course i did. is it really that hard to believe?

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 it’s okay. i got you a bunch of other presents. prepare to be spoiled, kid.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 real bummer. you soooo would’ve loved it.

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

i’ll apologize when they apologize. i think that’s fair.

[𝘴𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝖜𝖎𝖈𝓴𝖊𝖉 .ᐟ @petrovaproblem]

i think you have to make amends with all the people you’ve hurt.

i’m ready whenever you are 😌

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

@parkerspeter3 i’m taking your gift back .

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

what’s the second step?

[𝘴𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝖜𝖎𝖈𝓴��𝖉 .ᐟ @petrovaproblem]

self realization is the first step

[⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ @IntuitiveSaver]

except i’m the apple . the apple is me .

[Miss independent (new pinned) @thewhit3widow]

Then don’t eat it?