🦨DANNY💨

🔞MDNI
26 going on 69

I FUCKING STINK!!!!!
(🩷#1 Pink Plushie Abuser~🌹)

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

Goth skunk who stinks really bad, eats really gas-inducing food constantly, stays up way too late gaming, leaves his underwear laying around everywhere, is constantly playing loud rock music, and rips ass in your face at every chance~

Also his name is Danny, and he loves you <3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@MurkySteelHeart True,,,,,

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

I think I literally just accidently sucked a crumb off my mattress up into my asshole while laying down and jerking off,,,,

This is basically proof that if a micro unded up stuck underneath me during a goon session,,,,yeah it's so game over for you gg

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@ThisIsZorran ....I forgot those even existed,,,I think Rockstar lobotomized me </3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

Hot take but you genuinely haven't played the OG GTA games correctly if you play the PC versions

The precise 60fps aiming with guns and in certain on-rail missions makes that shit look STUPID easy

Try doing that with a PS2 controller like I did you soft-core newgen bastards </3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@ThisIsZorran "PS4 Pro PS2 Trilogy"

PLEASE don't tell me you mean the """"Definitive"""" Edition or else I'm literally gonna cry and vomit,,,,,,,

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

Safety Warning: If you're a dorkass cutie and you walk into an alchemy shop that happens to be run a smelly skunk, NEVER trust any free samples of potions from him

The chair he's sitting on USED to be a pretty girl who fell for the "free sample" trick,,,,3 years ago

[Plushie~🐶🩵 @PlushiePaws71]

Timothy Farty Buttcheeks trapped in a VERY stinky horse fart container!! 🤢🤢

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Fuck work I wanna go home and fart on the couch 100 times

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@Wacko_Kako Omg I've never played that one actually,,,,you better believe I'm there mweheheheh,,,,~ <3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

It's me; I'm the gooner roommate,,,,

I also absolutely stink crazy style, hiiiii lemme live with u please :3

[🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Amethyst Geode @Sweaty_GoonLord]

Is it weird that im a huge sucker for the "gooner roommate" scenarios?

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

Apparently the "price of gas" is really high or something??

Like wym bro, my room is FULL of it constantly and it was all completely free,,,,,skill issue or something idk

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

My ass must've been VERY talkative while I was sleeping last night,,,,lifted my blanket when I woke up and my bed absolutely REEKED <3

[Thicket @SpicyVortex]

Thinking about Thicket being so oblivious that you could literally just grab someone who's annoying you and shove them between his cheeks for a while, and he would never notice them back there unless you told him.

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@FartCushionJinx Omg that's so cute,,,,,hey um open ur mouth btw :3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

God DAMN I was ripping ass last night guhhhh,,,,absolutely SHAMEFUL I didn't have a cutie's face shoved in my ass to suffer these fumes </3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@Mysophillia117 Mfgdfg goddd RIGHT???

That's genuinely the type of shit I'd be doing if I could shrink cute nerds oughgggh I wanna watch em sufferrrrr <3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

The last 20 minutes of my high af goon session were happily spent stroking off and imagining it was me torturing all these poor lil fairies,,,,until I was thrusted into the best orgasm of the last MONTH hhh,,

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@StinkbombSkunk Omg real,,,,record-breaking AND breath-taking~~ Poor thing had it coming for being so cute,,,,

PLUS all the cute, dorky gamer bros will make hour-long video essays about me for years,,,,,so that's also kinda based af <3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

I think ordering Taco Bell through doordash and shrinking the pretty deliver driver before dropping her down my undies to suffer my burrito farts for the rest of her life might be the meta

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

No fucking way I just got a doordash ad bfgcfg omg it's gotta be a sign bros <3

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

@gassyluverr ,,,,,,omg ur right

[🦨DANNY💨 @InvaderSkunkboy]

I'm having like a Mandela Effect moment rn because I'm remembering the time in my life from like 15-18 years old when I would ironically say "wowie zowie" a lot because of Papyrus from Undertale

Finding out now he never once says the "zowie" part so ig I made that the fuck up--