Inexplicable Bacon

Loose collective of hobbyist-level, counter-industry, & burgeoning #art (but #notRealArt) and Internet culture enthusiasts. Current admin: Sidñey Oolongo

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#IxB_Tonies #tonyRegression

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*A* Tonies! (The Tonies are 2 [formerly] foster #kittens/#cats, both named Tony, inhabiting the human world under the protectorship of 3 IxB collaborators: Marty, Agent Mom, and Sidñey. The ones pictured here are Fat Tony.)
#IxB_Tonies

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#IxB_Tonies #tonyRegression

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Outer #peaceWasNeverAnOption.

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Outer #peaceWasNeverAnOption.
#monk #shotgun #gunStore

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Outer #peaceWasNeverAnOption.
#bangkok #protest #buddhistMonk #riotPolice #flyingKick

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June: *begins
Rainbow Capitalists:

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June: *begins
Rainbow Capitalists:

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June: *begins
Rainbow Capitalists:

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@News12LI I guess he's [on] fire'd.

What? #tooSoon?

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For example, at the Easter Bonnet Parade & Festival on Fifth Avenue in New York City, the Judgies will be perched on high chairs judging participants strutting their bonnets and outfits for Operation OestreStrut.
#IxB_OestreStrut #IxB_Judgies

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The Judgies is an antic by IxB, usually accompanying an antic involving the Mobile Modular Catwalk... of Doooom, comprised of a (mock) panel of judges assessing the performance of each exhibitor and proffering instant judgement.
#IxB_Judgies #IxB_Explainer #IxB_Info

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"Swanped Street", a (#notRealArt) installation on Dauphine Street, New Orleans, during the mini floods of February 2024.
#IxB_Swanning #IxB_Antics #swanFloat

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Don't show me pictures of your kid!...

I want to see the actual kid, in the here and now...

Not a photo of one who's missing.

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You know that thing an iPhone does when it gets too hot? Maybe that's what Depression is in response to cognitive exhaustion? Overheat Lockout for your meatbrain.

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Inexplicable Bacon's Rowboat Table Rig... of Doooom. A #dumbLittleTweak to the Central Park rowboats to enhance an ordinary commodified afternoon on boats into the simulacrum of a regatta, known as the #newAmsterdamPasticheRegatta. 3 available; inquire within to reserve.

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The #wednesdayNightSkate swarms the First Avenue Tunnel.
#wayOfTheWheeledBoot #wednesdayNightSkateNYC

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Fitness Guy: I do a hundred crunches a day.

Me: Pfft! I do a THOUSAND rolls a day. In fact I'm doing them right now... with my eyes.

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"Yours would look like this too if you got fcuked by the whole country."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Caption this.
Most liked reply wins.

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When you from NYC, peepin' ancient forests in WA, you be like...
#IxB_FromNYC #IxB_NYFC #irrelatableMeme #memezVous #IxB_Meme #NewYorkFuckinCity #meme

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When you from NYC, on a beach in CT, you be like...
#IxB_FromNYC #IxB_NYFC #irrelatableMeme #memezVous #IxB_Meme #NewYorkFuckinCity #meme

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When you from NYC, on the road to #deathValley, CA, you be like...
#IxB_FromNYC #IxB_NYFC #irrelatableMeme #memezVous #IxB_Meme #NewYorkFuckinCity #meme

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They really should've named the event handler "tomouseenter", instead of "onmouseenter". So much easier to remember by chanting "To mouse enter, on mouse leave!"
#internetJoke

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#darrellThorne also has specialized elevating footwear, self-illuminated apparel, was invited to foof around on stage for the delight and amusement of the @dybrkr crowd at @waterlineSquare Park,

... and endorses #STFUKatielady

Photo: #mandyCatKitana
#STFUKatielady_Celeb

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"Fuggen Swans, Man!", a (#notRealArt) installation at the Old Timers Reunion (OTR), an annual caver convention and #glamping weekend.
#IxB_Swanning #IxB_Antics #swanFloat

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#IxB_Colormen #dorkOutWithYerPorkOut #intartainment #notRealArt #spandexSuit

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The Colormen. #InexplicableBacon series of #antics with the #zentai and the doing the things and the photos and heeHee.
#IxB_Colormen #IxB_Yellowman #dorkOutWithYerPorkOut #intartainment #notRealArt #spandexSuit

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#IxB_Colormen #IxB_Yellowman #dorkOutWithYerPorkOut #intartainment #notRealArt #spandexSuit

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