Iolanta the EngTutor

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I can’t even blame my hormones anymore… I think this is real me…

[Iolanta the EngTutor @IolantaGoethe]

Once you switch to wide leg pants, there is no chance of switching back to skinny jeans.

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At my age, a cancelled meeting provides more dopamine than a night out.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are done, let’s focus on what really matters… my birthday

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I don't know my purpose, but I'm beginning to suspect it's testing beaches in different countries.

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At some point, you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time.

That person is your manager at work.

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Not to brag but my winter body is already on point and it’s not even November yet.

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I now understand why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Expert marriage tip: your wife will never start a fight while you are cleaning.

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In the corporate world, everything is URGENT except your promotion.

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All I want for Christmas is June…

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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The answer may not be at the beach but we should at least check.

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I live there too…

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