lord farquad

Crack rp | king shit only

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@ShrekandDonkeyd Thank you my good sir, I try for you

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@ShrekandDonkeyd Good boy

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@ShrekandDonkeyd I’ll be waiting

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@ShrekandDonkeyd AND WHAT ABOJT IT?

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@ShrekandDonkeyd You know how good I am in bed ;)

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

I’m going to crush you between my fingers.

[Sʜʀᴇᴋ & D̳o̳n̳k̳e̳y̳ @ShrekandDonkeyd]

Don't be jealous there's enough room for you too

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

You two must be very close…. Ew

[Sʜʀᴇᴋ & D̳o̳n̳k̳e̳y̳ @ShrekandDonkeyd]

I'm gonna come up there and kick your tiny little ass.

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@PRlNCESSFlONA Must be that OGRE nose you have

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

Nothing, they live with you now, welcome your new roommates

[Sʜʀᴇᴋ & D̳o̳n̳k̳e̳y̳ @ShrekandDonkeyd]

What do I have to do to get these magical creatures out of my swamp?

[lord farquad @Iordfarquad1]

@PRlNCESSFlONA I’m surprised you can smell me from all the way up there