Lounis

Part time sex offender

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The they/them who cried wolf.

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Wizard, if you can hear me. I have suffered enough, you can stop channeling your Testicular Pain spell, it has been 11 hours now.

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I'm on dating sites looking for single mothers so I can sell drugs to their kids.

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Pretty good enemy design by the developers to have all stingy flying bugs be black and yellow, easily making them recognisable from their non-stingy counterparts.

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That Floette was promised to AZ 3 thousand years ago.

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Pikmin fan getting pubic lice so that they can feel like they're being attacked by Pikmin.

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Hey, has anyone else heard of "Squid Game"? Korean show, very good so far.

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Just had a dream that a British train company made a promotional, interactive TF2 map to advetise their new train and its seating layout.

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Raceplay but it's between 2 white people.

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Do you think there's racism between the different enemies that make up Bowser's minions?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"

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I just had a dream where Drake said "6 pounds 95" in a very British accent right before my alarm went off. Fuck this, I'm going back to bed.

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If I were to receive capital punishment in medieval times, I would only be drawn and quartered as I am already hung.

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I should have killed myself when I was 19.

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Do you think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in the same way that Polpo did it in part 5?

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Guy at Tesco who always asks me for ID and always comments on how young I look compared to my age or the photo of me on my ID has done it once again. He's still got it.

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I had a dream that involved a restaurant that clearly used AI for its menu because the food looked completely fucked up. Like they had a burger on a plate but some parts of the burger were on the plate instead of being in the burger.

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The UK government should make ID profiles for people that you can access through their new digital ID bullshit idea so that you can +rep or -rep people. +rep gave up seat without asking or -rep didn't call an ambulance and let my friend die.

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Back to thinking about how good everyone's lives would be, mine included, if I just killed myself.