Ippei

Former Los Angeles based interpreter.

Current interpreter of bad betting lines.

Simulating every MLB game 1,000,000x.

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The warden said I received a gift from DraftKings in the form of a 30% SGP boost.

So naturally I turned it into 4 legs and +683.

$124 → $970.92. 🚀 #WNU

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Six model-backed plays 🧪

(1) +1484 parlay = $69 → $1,093.

The board has been studied. The ticket has been punched. Time to let it ride. 🚀

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Play #1 $100 to $183.33

Under 8.5 Redsox/Dbacks 🚀

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New day. Sun is shining. Vibes are high.

Yesterday’s ladder died at $305 on play 3 with Mr. Olson coming up slightly short on his HRR prop.

Today we’re doing the ladder challenge to $1k the responsible way…with parlays.

Play #1 is in $24 → $90.32 → $1,000.

Why not us? 🚀

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Olson didn’t get us there.

Ladder dies at Play #3.

We’ll be back tomorrow….unless late night tennis plays come out earlier 🚀

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Play #2. Let’s keep it rolling.

$191.74 → $305.19.

Bryce Harper 2+ Hits + Runs + RBIs.

The road to $1,000 continues. 🚀

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$100 → $305.19 ✅

Play #3: Matt Olson 2+ H+R+RBI.

$305.19 → $532.94 (Pending)

• .566 SLG vs RHP
• .364 xwOBA
• Batting cleanup
• Ober: 4.64 ERA, 6.1 K/9,(L3) 5.00 ERA, 3.5 K/9
• MIN bullpen: 4.67 ERA

Let’s stay hot! 🚀

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BANG! 1 down. ✅

$100 → $191.74

The road to $1,000 is officially underway.

Play #2 coming shortly. 🚀

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Turning $100 to $1000 today

Starting with Cardinals ML (GM1)

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The parole board asked to see signs of better decision making.

So I ran the numbers.

5 model picks. 1 parlay. $100 → $1,694.

I think this is what they meant. 🚀

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It’s a beautiful Sunday. The yard is open, the model is warm, and six legs stand between us and glory.

Every game simulated 1,000,000 times.

Six picks. One ticket. Absolutely no intention of spending yard time responsibly.

Why not us? 🚀

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Model ends 13-7 on the night. Today’s picks coming soon.

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They said parlays were what got me here.

Playing every pick straight felt responsible.

Parlaying all 20 together felt necessary.

20 legs. $8 → $43,559.

Every leg is a model pick. Every game simulated 1,000,000 times.

Why not us? 🚀

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Let’s cash a parlay today. #WhyNotUs

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Model goes 7 for 10. Two unlucky breaks and one bad read. We keep pushing.

Miss 1: (Tidwell Under 14.5 Outs) throws 100 pitches and covers 14.5 at 15 outs on the dot. Unlucky break, right read.

Miss 2: (D-backs ML) Model overrated the pitcher matchup advantage between Eduardo and Randy and Padres stay hot improving to 9-3 in their last 12. Bad Read.

Miss 3: (Jeremy Pena Over 1+ Hit) Jeremy Pena’s 15 game hit streak comes to an end here.

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The warden said I could have one phone call.

I used it to place a $250 moonshot that pays $130,000.

The model likes it. Now we wait. 🚀🌙

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Boy oh boy do I have a lock for you

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Hi, I’m Not Ippei.

I’ve had a lot more free time lately. Turns out swapping my blue jersey for an orange one will do that.

It all started after watching way too many 10-leg parlays die by one leg.

So I built a model that simulates every single MLB game 1,000,000 times looking for the best edges on the board.

We’ve already hit some moonshots.

Let’s see how many more we can find.