Pat Hanke

To live doesn't mean you're alive. Avid Buckeyes, Indians, and Browns fan. Weird life liver.

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

I just called gas that’s $3.83/gal “dirt cheap” in my head. Something ain’t right

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Tired of @Mcdonalds employing rude ass adults who can’t even read or do their job. Literally went to two McDonald’s today to try to get my normal lunch and BOTH fucked up a 2 item order. Can’t wait for the retards to get replaced with AI once and for all

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Just a friendly warning. #claude is a lying piece of shit. It physically can’t do the simplest things that it claims it can do. Please don’t give them your money, you’ll get bugs, lies, horrible projects, and a massive frustration after they steal your money.

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

@flightdecke @UFLAviators @TMariew22

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

@BowTiedBroke Literally anything 😂

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

After many years of drinking one to two Monster energy drinks a day, it’s now been 4 days without and I feel great

[FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE]

Jeremiah Smith is

721 yards away from Jenkins record

10 TDs away from Olaves record

64 receptions away from Egbukas record

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

I would give my left nut to have one of these

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Sandbalsting old furniture.

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

This adorable girl turns one today 🎉

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

I saw someone say Arvell Reese is a made up name so Jeremiah Smith can play defense 😭

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

So fucking excited to see @SWJMusic on my birthday Saturday!

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

What a show, awesome to watch someone so proud of being from Ohio.

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

DIL-DO’s & DONTS

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Yeah cuz he’s an asshole

[Matt Finkes @MattFinkes]

If JJ was your hero in picture 1 but villain in picture 2, you’re not a true fan and you’re part of the problem with discourse in this country. Go Bucks! USA!

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

An embarrassment to the city, the university, and the country. Abolish the Columbus dispatch

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Rest in peace Lilly 😭

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Safe to say I’m a fan of ⁦@SWJMusic⁩

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

Go fuck yourself Netflix and the absolutely piss poor experience from start to finish. So much life literally wasted #PaulvTyson

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

You’re really dropping the ball @netflix terrible live stream.

[Pat Hanke @iProjectPat]

@MrOH1O 59-0