susi

Stylist, Artist, Poet, Writer, Actor, Singer Fashionista - and now a Psychotherapist. Anything can change of course.

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

Only half a moon tonight.

(sticks half lemon slice to window pane)
sits back.
Yes, perfect.

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

WELL! let's start by defending GB from those illegal Invaders pretending to be immigrants - perpetrating our coastline for nearly 20 YEARS!
F**k! I'm lost for words. Where were you MOD? MI6?
Who will sink illegal dinghys at source? Who will do something defensive?

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Defending the nation is the Government's first responsibility.

Defence Secretary @WesStreeting in Parliament today 👇

[Ô.Mercedes @DolceVenezia74]

⚠️"Il faut que tout le monde voie ces images".
Guillaume Guérin, maire de Limoges, nous fait une visite de son Hôtel de Ville sous les décombres.

Je me refuse désormais à nommer ces gens-là d'émeutiers ou de casseurs.
Ce sont des terroristes.

[Alix @AlixG_2]

pay attention

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

Stephanie Mander, headteacher of Norwood Primary School in Eastleigh, cancelled Easter “in the spirit of inclusivity and respect for the diverse religious beliefs”.

Instead it got changed to “celebrating inclusivity by taking part in Refugee Week”.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Every time I try to make a comment on traditional British values being overruled, I am barred from doing so

This has happened so much that I assume my comments are being deliberately censored

I would not have thought this was possible in this country

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

..by doing What, exactly? Hmm...

[MAGA Storm 47 @MAGAStorm47]

🚨A BRITISH SOLDIER SPEAKS FOR MILLIONS

“I sacrificed my life to secure this country's freedom and its freedom of speech — and now you arrest people for words while turning a blind eye to crimes committed by invaders. You are a disgrace to your uniform and you are an insult to mine.”

A moment like this cuts through everything.

When a serving soldier—in full uniform—has to remind the police what this nation stands for, it proves just how far we’ve fallen.

Britain’s armed forces understand sacrifice, duty, and loyalty to the people.

They also see betrayal when it's unfolding right in front of them.

This is not about politics.

This is about truth, honour, and the survival of the nation our soldiers pledged their lives to defend.

History will look back on these days, and those who stayed silent will not be remembered kindly.

FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

[Sean Hanson @SeanHans777]

Christopher Hitchens: ”In 1786, when the United States was barely a country, it was having its sailors taken as slaves by the Barbary states, the states of the Ottoman Empire and North Africa. Tripoli, shores of Tripoli. Ships stopped, its crews carried off into slavery. We estimate 1.5 million European and American slaves taken between 1750 and 1815.

Jefferson and Adams went to their ambassador in London and said, why do you do this to us? The United States has never had a quarrel with the Muslim world of any kind. We weren't in the crusades. We weren't at war with Spain. Why do you do this to our people and our ships? Why do you plunder and enslave our people? The ambassador said very plainly, Mr. Abdul Rahman said, because the Quran gives us permission to do so, because you are infidels, and that's our answer. Jefferson said, well, in that case, I will send a navy which will crush your state, which he did.

Islamic fundamentalism is not created by American democracy. It's a lie to say so. It's a masochistic lie, and it excuses those who are the real criminals, and blames us for the attacks made upon us.”

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

Clever, Clever man!...

[Ann Ebert @ebert_ann]

This is for all the writers ( and want to be writers) in this beautiful community 💖✍🏼👩‍💻👨🏻‍💻📝. This gave me some serious guffaws and I hope it does for you as well 👍🏼💙. Happy writing ✍🏼🙏🏼. @LouDPhillips @DzintraSullivan @ChrisBohjalian @therealSIR3 @hwinkler4real @AuthorFleur @donnacox1021 @drdoomed01 @jameshealyjr

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

Oh dear. Thought Comic Relief was raising funds for needy British children,
- not for an illegal army of invaders who are not repelled at source, who are invited ashore, and then, incidentally, are already catered for!? My head's gone!

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

Do NOT give these parasites a single penny.

[Voice of Reason @brexitblog_info]

8 years ago, in this brilliant interview, Hungary’s Foreign Minister refused to be bullied by Emily Maitlis on immigration.

He’s been totally vindicated.

[Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr]

50 years ago, Dave Allen told a joke about newspaper readers in 1976, it would become more famous 11 years after this on Yes, Prime Minister in 1987.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

As France is burning, I keep thinking of what the UAE Foreign Minister said a few years ago 👇

He accurately predicted this.

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

the Brilliant Larry Grayson!...

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is funny. Larry Grayson best known for the Generation Game does a really humorous stand up routine on the BBC's The Good Old Days.

Camper than a row of tents.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

A wayward pianist (Dudley Moore) receives an unexpected visit from the Music Police (Peter Cook).

This sketch comes from Behind the Fridge, the stage show Peter Cook and Dudley Moore performed in the early 1970s in London's West End, on Broadway, and perhaps most successfully in Australia, where it was recorded for Channel 9 in Melbourne. The title was, of course, a playful nod to Beyond the Fringe.

Sadly, the show effectively marked the end of their original partnership, although they reunited a few years later for the Broadway revue Good Evening, followed by Derek and Clive, which was an entirely different beast altogether!

The sheer ingenuity of this sketch is astonishing. Weaving together the language of music, policing and motoring into something so consistently funny is an extraordinary piece of writing. While I can't say for certain, everything I've read suggests it was very much a collaborative effort between Cook and Moore.

My God, it's good.

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

Love this woman in Boston! No hesitation in her Burnham condemnation!

[Jo No 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪 @jono0815]

#Trump als Kapitän der #Titanic . Ich lache mehr,als ich sollte.

[susi @Iputthatbadly]

@harryjsisson great AI.

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Is that our car phone I hear ringing, Rodney?