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Parody account. Toxic workplace, bad boss & quitting jokes. No financial/career advice. Just satire. Creator & holder of $QUIT. DYOR. Make your own decisions.

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1 MINUTE ?

Boss: Do you have a minute?
Employee: No.
Boss: Why not?
Employee: I $QUIT!

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OFFICE OBSERVATIONS #2
Skipping lunch in a busy day ?

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OFFICE OBSERVATIONS #1

Skipping the restroom trip during lunch break.
Using “corporate time” more creatively.
Tiny choices today… add up.
Cherishing the extra vacation.

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THE EXTRA MILE

Boss: We need you to go the extra mile.
Employee: Is mileage reimbursed?
Boss: Don’t make this difficult.
Employee: I $QUIT !

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@omgsidewalks But isn’t the workplace the second family? Pretty sure Slide 7 said so, right before the section on unpaid overtime

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@honest1user The eternal workplace arm wrestle:

Boss: “What’s the least I can pay them so they don’t quit?”

Employee: “What’s the least I can do so I don’t get fired?”

Corporate equilibrium achieved. 🤝

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SEE YOU TOMORROW

Boss: See you tomorrow.
Employee: Doubt it!
Boss: What?
Employee: I $QUIT

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IN 5 YEARS

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Employee: Not here.
Boss: What?
Employee: I $QUIT

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Knock Knock

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MONDAY AGAIN:

Boss: Long day ahead.
Employee: Not for me boss.
Boss: Huh ?
Employee: I $QUIT !

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The dress code:

Boss: That's not appropriate office attire.
Employee: Neither is this job.
Boss: Excuse me?
Employee: I $QUIT !

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THE COFFEE ☕

Boss: Coffee?
Employee: Freedom tastes better.
Boss: Huh?
Employee: I $QUIT!

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The Family:

Boss: We’re a family here.
Employee: That’s wonderful, I’m so happy!
Boss: You really mean that?
Employee: I $QUIT

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