Rajinikanth

Rajinikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird.

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#Rajinikanth Doesn't have a 'Who to follow' option on #Twitter.He never follows anyone,only others follow him.

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Manmohan Singh will not open his mouth until #Rajinikanth gives him the signal.

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Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, #Rajinikanth sets deskmarks.

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#Rajinikanth wanted to organise a small show for his family and friends and that is how Commonwealth Games came to India.

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Geneis Rub #Rajinikanth and he grants them wishes.

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You'll lose the game,even if you have 3 aces,If the opponent has a #Rajinikanth.

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Even #Ghajini Remembers #Rajinikanth.

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#Rajinikanth doesnot pay attention,The attention pays him.

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Once #Rajinikanth and the Sun had a staring contest.The sun blinked and lost.

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#Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.

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One night while sleeping, #Rajinikanth was mumbling some random numbers. That was how the log table was invented.

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#Rajinikanth does not join #Facebook, #twitter or #orkut. They join Rajinikanth.

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Whales live in Deep oceans,because they know #Rajinikanth lives on land.

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In a wild argument, #Rajinikanth showed middle finger to his girl friend, and she got pregnant !!!

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#Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until #Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

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#Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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#Rajinikanth once ordered Idli in #McDonald's and he got it.

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#Rajinikanth once ordered Idli and Vada in #McDonald's and he got it.

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A farmer kept a photo of #Rajinikanth instead of a scarecrow and the birds started bringing back the grains stolen the previous year.