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things are not great, but not exceptionally bad

[izz @Irdavis2]

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings with the boys and sucking eachother fingers clean.

[izz @Irdavis2]

“Do you think your pimple is going away?” *me: not aware I had a pimple* 👁👄👁

[izz @Irdavis2]

Ubering to the drive in theater and forcing the driver to watch the whole thing with you

[izz @Irdavis2]

Scary enough to make your dick shiver

[izz @Irdavis2]

Going to the club and ordering a virgin pickle back ASAP

[izz @Irdavis2]

You ladies are looking so resistible tonight 😫

[izz @Irdavis2]

What’s more American than that? Says a man, watching women work

[izz @Irdavis2]

Since when have sundae’s not looked like poop?

[izz @Irdavis2]

Babe, do shrimps sleep upside down? @Drockjbetter

[izz @Irdavis2]

Not everyone who likes Brie can be good at sex.

[izz @Irdavis2]

@Drockjbetter Have fun slapping my ankles

[izz @Irdavis2]

@Drockjbetter Little man

[izz @Irdavis2]

@Drockjbetter You couldn’t even reach me

[izz @Irdavis2]

@grandyrich Is this possible 🥸?

[izz @Irdavis2]

Hiding my boner with a honeycomb box

[izz @Irdavis2]

Just wanna lay in the sun and itch my crotch today. Is that too much to ask?

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

the happy bitches were right….working out actually does make you feel better. i’m sick

[izz @Irdavis2]

Today I fell asleep on the wolf line, unsure of how many laps I completed before I woke up

[izz @Irdavis2]

@smoker_drew Think about the people who didn’t even get a Valentine from their parents 😭

[the swagrifice @o_colleen_ooo]

so does kanyes gf just sit by the side and watch him beg for kim to come back 😭