Irfan

Meh

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That awkward moment when you're in bed, half asleep and you have a mini spaz attack and you think you're falling.

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Me: Why am I single?
Brain: You're weird as shit.
Body: And you're fat.
Face: Plus you're ugly.
Food: But I'm here for you ^^

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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."

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"Hey"

"Hey"

"How are you"

"Good you"

"Good"

"What are you doing"

"Nothing you"

"Nothing"

Retweet if you hate convos like this!

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I have time for:

• Twitter 🐦

• Texting 📱

• Eating 🍔🍟🍗🍕🍝🍤

• Listening to music 🎧🎶🎼

Now notice bullshit wasn't on that list.

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That awkward moment when Eminem is actually afraid,

Justin Bieber says never,

Bruno Mars drops the grenade,

& Rihanna remembers her name.

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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

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Ugly People : Taken 💏
Nerds : Taken 💏
Hoes : Taken 💏
Everybody : Taken 💏
Me : Holy Crap ! ~Forever alone~

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Retweet

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M U S I C ♫

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Haters gonna hate.

Potatoes gonna potate.

Waiters gonna wait.

Aligators gonna aligate