Iris

I have 2 tickets to partydice. approximately 3/5 of a disbanded human centipede. play thickfreakness! $IrisT3

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

🇵🇸 A Palestinian gifts anti-Zionist Jews Palestinian keffiyeh-style kippahs and cans of Palestine Cola.

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

OK...I'm up

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[Iris @IrisCZtown]

@ladyperpetuall What movie is this?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Model recruiter Daniel Siad, who introduced young women to Jeffrey Epstein, found dead at his home in France. https://t.co/C7WDLbVLOq

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

ENOUGH

[. @tosinmm_]

Spain Argentina is going to be nastiest 1-0 btw

[Complex @Complex]

Lamine Yamal shares a World Cup memory with his little brother Keyne 🇪🇸🏆

[📸: via/ GettyImages]

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🐈‍⬛ @saint_witch_]

Odysseus describing his 20 years away to Penelope

[Iris @IrisCZtown]

@Giftylee_ What tv show is this?

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[goose @triscuittown]

i need to go to a treatment program that teaches you how to text people back

[mary @theoceanblooms]

this being the official account is killing me

[BIG PAPA🧸 @ElijahRenzee]

Stop telling black kids with great intellect that they act white.

That is toxic

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

I defend VAR more than most but taking away that Egypt goal because of something that happened on the other side of the pitch is INSANE

[j @thickyrubio]

Good on her for saying it because every time the US has a pants shitting embarrassing loss the first thing we get is a retired guy like Dempsey saying how proud they are and how much heart the team showed. Those dudes played like complete ass tonight and people should say so.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[Isa @isaguedezo]

Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

I have watched this USMNT x Sesame Street crossover promo at least three times and each watch it becomes more unexpectedly charming