Real Life Bitch

Fuck you and the high horse you rode in on. Life turned a good girl into a bitch. Play for team taken, expect to be drafted to team married. Antibullshit.

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

#tweetyourlifeinapicture

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@endlssbtchng haha totally true! Thanks girl 😘

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@endlssbtchng hahaha I have dance central at my house. I'm thinking about turning it on expert and going ham haha

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

@SassyGinjaLady I'm def not ready to be a mom essentially by myself while Z is doing military stuff. I can just have my puppy & be happy!

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

I have a lot of respect for young moms, don't get me wrong, but I'm really happy I'm only a puppy mommy.

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

If anyone knows a good way to drop like 5-10 pounds without starving oneself in 18 days that's my only other thing haha

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

I booked my hotel room, worked out last minute trip details, and I get to see Z in 18 days!

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

Sorry guys my twitter game has been off because I've been busy having a real, somewhat stressful life

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

@xoxoknb I have. It's never worked for me :(

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

Does anybody know some tricks to get rid of random acne? I get one or two break outs and it bothers me.

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

25 more days til I get to have sex for the first time in like almost 10 months. So yay!

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

My boss just goes "I don't have problems... Except for you..." to the kid I hate most. About died laughing

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

For every time I've convince myself I can't, a look gets shared between us and I remind myself I have to.

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

@StarsandSrats awesome! I love it. You have pretty hair!

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

The number of times a day I say I want to punch people is generally correlate with certain people at work in the worst positions -.-

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

@StarsandSrats awee. You just popped up on my TL and I loved your Avi. You're my twitter creep for the day 😘

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

Was just unashamedly creeping through @StarsandSrats's tweets and pictures. #sorrynotsorry

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

I could be making 9.00/h as a cashier at another place but I'm making 8.00 as a manager at this one. Dafuq

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

Someone explain to me how it people have to testify at my brother and sisters custody case I can't when I know their dad better than anyone.

[Real Life Bitch @IrlBitch]

@hightancodess haha I have no fuckin idea which ones work.