REAL DOCTOR

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

WELCOME TO MY DOCTOR’S OFFICE. HERE ARE MY CREDENTIALS.

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

A RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE 50/50. SHE CATCHES THE PLAGUE AND I CURE IT

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

EVERYONE CAN BE AN ORGAN DONOR IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

OH THEY WILL.

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

IMAGINE YOUR CARD DECLINES AT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR’S AND HE GETS THE RATS

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

IMAGINE YOUR CARD DECLINES AT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR’S AND THE LEECHES START SPITTING BLOOD BACK INTO YOUR BODY

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

MENTALLY I AM HERE

[Amanda Parris @amanda_parris]

She would have turned 20 years old today.
Thinking, grieving for Oluwatoyin Salau.

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN LEECHES AND A LARGE, PLUMP BUBO

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

MY (23M) LEECHES (1M, 0M, 1F, 1F, 2F) REFUSE TO LATCH ON TO MY PATIENT (4M). IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO LEGALLY?

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

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[Maxine loves Erika very very much ! ! ! @MadMaxnie]

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[Maxine loves Erika very very much ! ! ! @MadMaxnie]

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[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

HAD TO PICK UP SOME PEPSI FOR MY SPECIAL ELIXIR

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

THE LEECHES HAVE UNIONIZED

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

ALSO AVAILABLE IN STICKER FORM!!!

https://t.co/I5WNNtRjY6

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

FRIENDLY REMINDER

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

ALSO AVAILABLE IN STICKER FORM!!!

https://t.co/I5WNNtRjY6

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

FRIENDLY REMINDER

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

AMUSING QUARANTINE ACTIVITY:

- CATCH A WILD PIGEON
- TRAIN IT TO TRANSPORT MAIL
- SCRIBE YOUR MOTHER’S CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE, AND THREE NUMBERS ON THE BACK ON YOUR FAVORITE PARCHMENT
- TIE IT INTO A SCROLL AND GIVE IT TO THE PIGEON
- DIRECT IT TO MY ADDRESS

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT WEARING MASKS? JUST STUFF THE BEAK WITH HERBS AND OTHER AROMAS