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Broke out the cradle back in 96'
Unbroken. A soul never sold; I'd never.
Undefeated. I let karma run its course.

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I am not suicidal.
I never plan to take my own life.

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Happy 30th anniversary to Super Mario 64!

It was already considered one of the best games of all time the day it released.

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@Jon4Lakers @Babyd0llfairy4U

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@hoodwild_ he ain't making it to day 3 😭

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gang, it's bout time to sleep.
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY TIMELINE?! 🇺🇸

[TestDummy @TestDummy04]

I almost thought this was AI for a second there

😆😆😆

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@shaunvlog_ you stupid. that a rocket mouse.
get educated sunny 😎

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@InsaneReality 📢 you white som bitch,
you get your ass out that truck right now!
HANDS IN THE AIR! 👐 buddy got the reverse tow.

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@washghost1 @Babyd0llfairy4U

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@alphafox 😅😂

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THIS MOVIE ABOUT TO BE UNHINGED!
😂😭🤣

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

A twerking Gingerbread Man?!

The teaser trailer for Shrek 5 just dropped and he really said:

“I’m caked up like a freakin' bakery.”

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@er1k0v Wait. Did I just read that right?
DUDE NAME IS LIL HEMORRHOID?! 💀

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@internetarchiva Good song.
just so confused.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? 🤔
Are we consuming drugs or just majorly on the scale?

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@vamptact she seems pretty sad for a girl so in love

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@LilNasX The last time we saw him was wild.
hope he's doing better i guess 🤭

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@awsdevelopers

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Chicken so good that eye twitching like a mf 🤣

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@lporiginalg Meanwhile, son just tryna enjoy his mac&cheese.
THAT EYE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. DAMN. 🥴😂

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@MiseryEater101 @amazing13_13 @RoyalBossGaming The fuck you on about? Go lay down. 🤡

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@woahhvickyyy Damn, you really be dumb as hell 😂

[Yk @ykykyk123123]

Happy Father’s Day 🦉❤️

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@PopCrave Fantano (@theneedledrop),
you've turned into a real piece of shit.
Your ego is so high that you'll laugh,
but honestly, I hope you continue to fall.
I'll continue to watch your demise on the timeline.