Dave Strider

i got a big ass cape

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

You = Dave
him/her = Other character

Just thought I'd clear this up for some people.

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

Thank you #Homestuck for being my favourite fandom.
Excuse me while I go cry my eyes out now.

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

>You remember from beginning to end.
>You feel a little teary eyed.

...Nah... Striders never cry.

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

HOMESTUCK ENDED.
IM CRYING HOLY F UCK

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: oh fuck it was valentines day yesterday?
TG: oh well

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: undertale is my shit
TG: attack on titan is my shit
TG: the fuck is homestuck

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer pizza or chinese takeout?
>You instantly take out your phone, getting ready to call.

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@KAR_VANTAS well i wouldve killed myself by now because theres just the two of us

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer i dont know just hang out with me again

yknow

like bros

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@KAR_VANTAS everyones dead well leave it at that speaking of which you caught me at the worst time possible
>Pun not intended

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: you are unable to pester your bro dave
TG: try again later

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer well shit
>You pat his back in return
>Hard

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

>You repeatedly play Death by Glamour with Nicki Minaj

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer >Despite him letting go, you proceed to cling onto him.
what do you wanna do now? your choice cause my mind is all empty

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer dream bubbles probably

like i know how this shit works but lets just say you were with your bros

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer >You can't help but smile that you make your brother laugh. You return the hug.

whereve you been by the way

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: death by glamour is my shit

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: its quiet as shit

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

TG: birds
TG: shut up

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

remember when bro was alive?

yeah me neither

[Dave Strider @IronicStride]

@animepuppeteer obviously i missed you
>You fist pump him
>In the chest