Patrick McPartland

Making underwear moist and giving my opinion away for free since 1982 mostly because its worth fuck all but partly because I have a nice voice

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

@rgwoods27 Got far better hair me haha bit that's class I will be sure to try it

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Just FYI ladies no man has ever complained about how untidy the house is or how much you spent on shoes whilst having his dick sucked

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

It's no Banksy masterpiece but it is a piece of graffiti to be proud of

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Ladies my penis contains no calories so feel free to feast upon throughout January

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Ladies the ultimate weight loss tip is quite simply to suck more dick thus leading to more sex plus it may even rekindle your relationship

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Graffiti that even Banksy would be proud of

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

No one earns their money more than Susan Boyle's make up artist

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

If Boba Fett dressed this way in real life them maybe people wouldn't have tried so hard to evade him

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Why do people have tribal tattoos ? You're not from a remote sparsely populated secluded part of the world you're from a city so stop it

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

This #livingdolls programme just looks like a low budget pilot of the film white chicks

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

@No_Hablo_Idiota You need to check them out even they have more facial movent than you

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

The #livingdolls on TV just look like Pete Burns and Joan Rivers love children

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

#livingdolls has now become the theme for @No_Hablo_Idiota sham wedding this year

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

You know you've had a good gym workout when you can't be arsed trying to finger the local chav slags that hand around the bus stop

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

This people is complete fact

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Pubes ruin porn

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

I like the fat one from little mix but I hope her new years resolution is to get fat again at the moment she looks like she could outrun me

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Remember people who smile on a Monday are grade A cunts feel free to slap them

[Patrick McPartland @IRpadawan]

Pay close attention ladies for your own good