Basic

Always covered in glitter and usually drinking.

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

Pro tip: don't weigh yourself after eating chipotle.

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

How am I still awake?

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle THAT MADE NO SENSE. LASAGNA DOESNT MOVE. IT WAS CONFUSING

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

Do you ever lay in bed and read every article on Google about commitment? No? Just me? Ok.

[Blonde Babe @InsaneBitch4]

on nye I'm going to have a party and no ones invited but me

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

omg where can I watch movies online for free?

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle WHO ARE YOU???

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

Our microwave stopped working so basically we have to reheat things on the stove like we live in the 40s

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle ok byeeee😔

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

10 bucks says my parents go out with out us tonight 😅

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

PUPPIES AND SANTA. DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle SWAG

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@SuitsSuitMe #YoureWelcome

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle NOPE no idea what you're talking about. PLAY ME BACK

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

I need more people to play trivia crack with 🆘

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Waiting for professors to post grades http://t.co/1gxMqpUMhv

[Basic @IrrationalDiva]

@yetanotherbelle Omggg he is retarded. DONE.