Homeowner

My hobbies include sitting, pissing into the wind and saying homeowner.- Guitarist of Speakeasy.

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Just rebuilt my pedalboard and I'm stoked

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

4 days off work and a birthday and boy oh boy do I still feel the same way!

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DEAR YOUR OPINION. GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Why is it so hard fighting my own head, who said it was gonna get easier cos I'm comin for u

[andrew @elitefourandrew]

I left my ventolin at home, someone get the ambulance ready

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Why can’t every single person just be equal?
Watching videos of Americans speaking about race/gender + everything else is painful but also so thought provocative
#theworldisdivided #ithurts

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Morning Boys https://t.co/amJFBKWPcj

[Adam Wagner KC @AdamWagner1]

Can’t... stop... watching https://t.co/p0cJBLaoer

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

When I grow up I want to be human clickbait

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

I will 100% do this https://t.co/nqmnkNQzYt

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

@laurennjade__x It ain’t you hahah

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

When someone randomly adds you and literally just posts rubbish all day long you’ve gotta wonder if it was worth clicking accept in the first place 😂

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Just a quick pic with the creepy statue that @helloimgraceo thought was staring at her 😂 https://t.co/N2XxsW2u9V

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Just another buzzfeed only exists for the Friday collection tweet.

Buzzfeed Is TRASH

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

Why is Jeff goldblum such a damn sexy man, really.
https://t.co/eOcim6ulQZ

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

This week has been one hell of a mess, to top it off I missed my bus and have been waiting 45+ mins for the next nightrider... fuck

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

@IllYanni69 Soon you’ll be committing to this

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

@laurennjade__x Autocorrect wins

[Homeowner @IrrelevantJack]

@laurennjade__x What is Larkin c