Iron Rod Serling

A misanthropic mariner back from the dead! A philosophical zombie and Stirnerian spook! I'm a Latter-day Saint, and chauvinistic about it.

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

@jtstrickland86 @InvisibleIdeal @romanhelmetguy

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

Every time I eat red lentils, I think of essau

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@feelsrattlin I say that to my GF every time we pass a basketball american

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Finally got Lakisha from my African studies class to come over and watch a movie I found called “Africa Addio” that I thought we might bond over and then we get to the human fox hunt scene and I say “I’m so sorry” only to be greeted by bared teeth and a hostile African state

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

@grunk876 If you stretch it with mouse dropping, it will go further

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Been kind of funny. His whole thing was he fornicated and refused to pay his tithe and then the Church was mean for not letting him into the Temple

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Guy I got prepped for baptism Apostatized and is now posting Martin Luther quotes.

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Because what you mean by Kindness is facilitating sin, and the Church is meant to be exclusionary.

Hope this helps!

[Jim Bennett @StallionCornell]

“bUt We cAn’T LoWeR ouR sTanDARdS!!!”

Except nobody is calling for lowering our standards.

I don’t understand why people equate kindness and inclusion with debauchery.

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

I say we can!

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Islamophobic bigotry is completely taking over the GOP. Just full throated, paranoid, hate filled bigotry. Genuinely sad to see what the party is becoming.

As Latter-day Saints, we cannot tolerate hate of one religion, then act surprised when it is pointed at us.

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

Stretching my trailmix with packing peanuts

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Everytime I catch someone doing something tacky or disrespectful in public, they are always Indian or Hispanic.

The Tragedy of the Commons can be palliated via mass deportations.

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

Mormies go so overboard on God's Lovingkindness and Mercy that they not only lose the plot, but begin to forget His Wrath and detest His Justice.

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@I_am_sarah_also Wait until they learn that there are different sizes of infinity

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@preacher325194 @extradeadjcb Idk, there's enough court cases and historical realities to prove otherwise.

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@PerseusThirtius This doesn't make it anymore intelligent.

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@kateiswell Just Grandma [First Name]

[Iron Rod Serling @IRSReduxSequel]

@kateiswell When many a boomer decided that they wanted to be quirky and unique.

Given my chaotic family life, I 4 grandmas, so they're all termed something to differentiate them

1 is called Grandma, 1 Grammy, 1 Nana, 1 Nene (because Nana was taken)

Great Grandmas were always 1/2

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Loss for words...

[Arthur in California @ArthurReturnss]

@BonifaceOption "For only $8, everyone had a new home welcome dinner."

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@BowWowBrah A ruff time, even

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@BowWowBrah Because you're a fren that helped me through a very very rough time