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Born to be the best. RTs are endorsements

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.

[Audie Wise @awise1010]

So, wins can be vacated for student athletes having their dinners paid for, but in the matter of right and wrong for the outcome of a contest, we just shrug it off?!!

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[camol @camolNFT]

I wish this wasn't real 😭

[Ricks Drapes @PatsCurtins]

Oh thanks for the heads up, gambling addiction website.

[Yamatucci @yamatuccii]

Could not pay me to delete this app

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @iRunTheGlobe]

@BeatinTheBookie You’re never gonna believe this but it’s streaming in the hard rock app. Once in a blue moon they do something right

[First Take @FirstTake]

“[Zac Taylor], you’re lucky you have a job!”

@stephenasmith calls out Cincinnati Bengals' head coach Zac Taylor 😬

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The fact that you can’t check into a hotel until 4pm when the day is basically over but have to check out by 10am the next morning should honestly be illegal.

[Dusty Isaacs @dustyisaacs28]

Copped this relic from Goodwill today. It tastes like the first day of pads in 5th grade. Water cannot get colder than this. I wonder what kind of player Andrew Clark from Marietta, GA was!

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I was on a run (with a weighted vest) in the park earlier when I saw a group of Gen Z guys at the park having a small bonfire.

I overheard them talking about Jelly Roll's despicable comments on Jimmy Kimmel.

"I was disgusted by Jelly's divisive comments about the President," one said. "Bruh, I love his music," one of the others replied, tossing what appeared to be a CD into a small fire pit, "but I will NEVER listen to any of it again."

Slowing down, I approached them. "Boys, what's the latest?" I interjected. "I couldn't help but hear you discussing Jelly Roll's performative leftist virtue signaling on Jimmy Kimmel."

"No cap, I never liked him. Beats are weak, and he's chopped af," one of the boys fired back. "We are burning our CDs to show solidarity with DJT."

I looked closer and saw a heap of Jelly Roll CDs, spanning his entire discography, melting together in a fury of patriotism-fueled flames.

"Carry on, boys," I said as a smile grew across my face. I threw another 20 lbs into my vest. "You should give Kid Rock a listen. He's infinitely more talented than Jelly Roll. Trust me."

I dapped them all up and broke into a dead sprint to finish out my run.

The kids are going to be alright.

[Hugh Janus MBA @HughJanus1960]

Today reminded me that we are 1 week closer to seeing PAT MCAFEE standing on a chair with his shirt off😂🙏🙌😂😂 1 week closer to seeing Kirk and his dog PETER😂🐶 (I LOVE that little pup❤️) goodness I can’t wait for College Gameday’s intro rewritten by Jelly Roll🙏😂🎶🔥

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @iRunTheGlobe]

@GuGaBetss Yessir

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@trendscenterapp 🔥

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@BtbJesse @shakeshack I’d give the slight edge to shake shack taste wise but it’s def overrated and overpriced. Cookout is all over the south and they just opened their first one in Tampa this summer so they seem to be expanding. Def add it to the list

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@BtbJesse I got the double char burger at habit with bacon and a drink so it was a few dollars more than that. Cookout is about $10 for a double cheeseburger with any toppings you want, 2 sides and a large soda. Gotta get there asap it’ll change your life