Isaac

I'm Isaac

Fake acc

[Isaac @Isaac5695781896]

Why did my weakest son lie to me for a blessing

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Never mind im chillin

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My dad almost killed me

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I love my sheep

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W God for leading me to sojourn instead of Egypt

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It sucked how people hated the fact that I had water cause of my wells and they didint

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I gotta stay loyal to my hometown, I lived there my entire life

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crazy how my sons had to bury me when I died at 180!

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Bro, why does my name mean laughter? Is it some sort of joke or what

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I got the best wife, she really comforted me when my momma died

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I love God, and he kept his promises for real

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I feel like living on Earth for 180 years was a bit too much, but whatever

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I love my dad's wells

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My son Esau will always be better than my other son, Jacob

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How it felt being wealthy and the philistines being jealous of me

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Me after I found out I'm having twin sons

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The fact that I made my servant find a wife for me cause I was too lazy

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That one angel that stopped my dad from killing me

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I swear my parents were wayyyyyy too old to have me as a baby 🤦‍♂️

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Had to lie about my wife being my sister so I don't dieeee ✌️✌️