Isaac Born

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Zoning out at work and still somehow getting my job done

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Me after watching Cyclops in X-men 97

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German Tourism Ad: Come visit the beautiful Black Forest!

My last two brain cells: That’s where they grow the ham

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Everything reminds me of her 😢💔

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(Flabbergasted and disgusted)
Santa is doing what to my chimney?!

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Wayne Brady- I’ll give you the spare change in my wallet or you can have what’s behind curtain…

Me- The money

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@ih8rts @andrea_nataly12

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Take her someplace special 🥰

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Juliet: I fear our love is doomed.
Romeo: Why?
Juliet: You are a 10 but also a Montague.

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She’s a 10 but she left wet spots on the couch and bed from sweating too much

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She’s a 10 but she said no when you asked her if she ate anything today.

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(While I’m at work stocking produce)
Customer: What is this light green squash called?
Me: That is Calabaza Squash.
Customer: Cowabunga Squash?
Me: Correct

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May the 4th be with uwu 👉👈

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Famous YouTuber Will Smith gets into an altercation with legendary comedian Chris Rock at the Oscars

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The CDC says you have to let me have a turn or play multiplayer

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@PlayOverwatch @jfb8507

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Supervisor- “Are you at 40 hours this week?” 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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I’m too confident for a guy whose only comeback is “nobody asked you”.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but grabbing my arm isn’t necessary to see the tattoos on my arm.

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@cityafreaks Neither, I just use fast travel to the keep if I needed to go there