Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits!
FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!
But the day Katushabe Winstone (Mwine Bashaasha) gets arrested for causing loss of unbelievable amounts of tax payer’s money.
I will make a huge party in celebration!
Whoever retweets this is invited to this party because it’s soon!
Parents who weren’t wealthy but still managed to give you a good life as a child??? Take a moment to appreciate their sacrifice>>>>>>
Distinction Between Guts and Balls
Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀