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(she/they) “She is a dynamite, five foot, Jewish bitch and she is the best”

[tay @bwaytay]

bowen yang saying the jimmy awards are “the grammys for people who called caissie levy mother before she was playing mother” CORRECT

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

when i'm in charge the met gala theme will be RIVERDALE SEASON ONE

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’m currently at a hospital in Florida waiting to claim Rudy Giuliani’s soul.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[rebecca 🎭 @stageyrebecca]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to get me tickets to the evita broadway transfer

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @Fw_BigDreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

After a bad breakup, your ex should have everything cool you introduced them to erased from their memory

[no context yellowjackets 🐝 @nocontext1996]

She’s going to visit her good friend disgraced New Jersey Senator, Taissa Turner

[kylee 🐈‍⬛ @happenedeasy]

a rope in hand for your other man to hang from a tree

[reg ⸆⸉ ⎕ @forafortnight75]

bro doesn’t even know how to ball

[lis @simplytomh]

my favorite part of the superbowl was when the lesbians killed all the players

[maybe: clare @clur19]

pulling up ready to lib out so hard for the next 72 hours