Isabelle Kohn, CSE

Medium tiddy goth girlfriend in sheep's clothing. Senior editor at Slate.

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Hard to edit when I'm blasting Creed, but I'm trying

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Since we're all talking about cucks again

https://t.co/oNj6AxxLvq

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Has anyone ever used a "get back your ex" dating coach service on you, to "get you back"? Did it work? DM me for a story!

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@perfumegenius Lana Del Rey gets shriek-y with it

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@ChelseaJulian I cunt wait!!

[Longreads @Longreads]

"In late 2023, Alexandra, a 66-year-old retired woman in D.C., was defrosting a piece of human feces that she purchased over the internet." 💩

@luke_winkie @slate #longreads
https://t.co/LitA7xMhS8

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"Up is down, black is white, and, due to a sublime confluence of biting irony and prostrating sincerity, Creed fucking rocks."

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We deployed @luke_winkie to the middle of the Atlantic ocean for a three-day cruise with fucking CREED to find out how the most hated band on earth suddenly became cool

https://t.co/2wXa9S8EBm

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That is correct, we do have @girthmasterr writing shockingly tender sex advice for @Slate. Wide load coming through

https://t.co/QQd91kZCkc

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@ChelseaJulian Thank you professor

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Did you write this, or do you know who did? DM me or email me at [email protected], I NEED YOU. https://t.co/Wr6UruVJdD

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Congratulations to me four years ago for writing the best lede ever:

"Bryn Close has a brand-new Lamborghini. It’s cherry red and goes 220 miles per hour, and he got it because he let a falcon have sex with his head."

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@luke_winkie Wait so it's a video, but it's also a game? I don't get it

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@luke_winkie I do not, nor have I ever, known what you are talking about

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@georgependle Thank you!

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Wrote something for the first time in 653 years https://t.co/wIul8Jaqh8

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@luke_winkie See you next millennium

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Another desperate quote request: Do you hate gifts? Do you want to tell me about this for a Slate story? DM me or reply here. I will commisserate.

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Have you ever purchased something on Instagram or TikTok only to be grossly disappointed by it when it arrived? Looking to speak with people for a Slate story. DMs open or reply here!

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@luke_winkie @rebexxxxa Yeah buddy!!! Congrats!!