Isandy

🚀✨ “I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.” JB

[Anthony boyle @AnthonyBoyle]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

Love to see it! 🇵🇱🫶🏽

[Notes from Poland 🇵🇱 @notesfrompoland]

The opposition groups likely to form the next government have signed a coalition agreement

They pledged to:
- restore rule of law
- annul the near-total abortion ban
- depoliticise public media
- prosecute anti-LGBT hate speech
- separate church and state https://t.co/lwQvGGok8s

[Johnny Boy 🤠🐝🐎 @JohnTheeFame]

Pretty soon all streaming platforms will merge with each other and we’ll have cable again 😂

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

This is so pathetic to me

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

And then they’ll be like “moth***f***er, watch where you going next time”. 😂 Love it! ❤️

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

It was pull workout morning…I forgot I needed to blow dry my hair. 😩

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

When in the cinema, the cup holder to the right of your seat is the one to use. Thank you.

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

Discipline > Motivation

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

i saw an article that read “healing can be so hard when your inner child wants love, your teenage self wants revenge, and your current self only wants peace.”

man, i really related to that.

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

@GeorgeRussell63 is a riot! 🤣🤣🤣

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

People make fun of Lizzo on the internet all day. She tells yall she eats well and works out and that’s just her body. And still, ppl crack insidious fat jokes. But as soon as a woman dies from plastic surgery those very ppl talk about “love yourself ladies” “just workout” STFU

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

“Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre white male” never fitted better. 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“Like, porn star level sex. Ever since I was a teenager. I worked as an exotic dancer for a long time. I used to have long, red hair. I’ve been on the cover of romance novels. And I’ve also been gifted with great hands. I once wrote a book called The Extension of The Female Orgasm; I lost it in an old computer. But needless to say, I can make things happen with the human body. I’m kinda lucky downstairs, and I’ve done the work. There’s pumps and stuff that can make your ding-ding thicker and longer. But mainly I’ve been gifted with the willingness to listen. When women give you guidance, and you’re willing to listen, there’s no limit to what you can do. I once provided thousands of orgasms over a five-year period, without ejaculating a single time. It’s called Mantak Chia’s Microcosmic Orbital Energy Raising. It’s a Daoist lovemaking technique where you don’t release your seed. You pull all your vital energies back into you, and spiral your electric body, to create a really powerful connection. Too powerful, honestly. It needs to be disclosed. Because most people don’t even realize you can take sex way deeper into an abyss of orgasmic pleasure. It’s intergalactic if you do it properly. But there’s a dark side. One time I went to somebody’s house that I hadn’t seen for two years. We were just having dinner. But then I go to the bathroom, and I open the vanity mirror—which I know I shouldn’t do—but I did, and there’s an altar to me. With all these pictures and different candles. I had to learn that I was hurting people emotionally, spiritually, and even physically. Because they’re probably never going to reach that level with someone else. Imagine having the perfect steak at your favorite restaurant, then eating nothing but dirty sock soup for the rest of your life. I never wanted to hurt people. I love people. I’m trying to be a better person. And part of being a better person is to put the other person’s feelings first. So now I tell people right from the start—the complete honest truth. You’re an amazing person. And enchantingly beautiful. But I’d rather just be friends, instead of having amazing sex that is probably going to make you hate me.”

[🏒Bolts&BucsBabe⚡️ @boltsbucsbabe]

@ask_aubry

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

We hit the ball 60 times! 🥹🎾

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

This! 💯

[Daniel Tilles @danieltilles1]

It always annoys me how English-language media have this unofficial hierarchy of languages whereby some (usually Western European) are allowed their own letters with diacritics but others aren't.

She's called Iga Świątek, not Swiatek

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

@Nash_Sanz Buennnooooooo! 🤷🏽‍♀️😇

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

@Nash_Sanz Ohhh! Good for you! 🤗

[Isandy @Isandy_C]

If we ever go back to live in the US, we’re certainly exploring our options with home schooling.