Rachel Huffman

Carefully guard your thoughts because they are the source of true life.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

hi, @Cigna, stop punishing me for having a child and denying basic coverage for me post partum.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@KPMemberService Why do my login credentials work on your website but not in the app?

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@Khruangbin I double dog dare you to add another Seattle date.

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@kristinks I'm not mad about that at all. Though, I bet @sara_para would be jealous.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@kristinks my girl....

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

That moment you realize you're locked out of both your house AND car when it's negative degrees outside. Happy Wednesday!!! 😁

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

Oh, anesthesia. Thought my post-op cuddle buddy was a giant chicken breast until she moved and brought me to reality.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@ChasidyMmhmm heard that. 🙋

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

No-shave November is really just look-like-chewbacca November for me. I'll be the warmest person on the block.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

My friends say I'm skeptical, but, ehhh, I don't know about that...

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

One advantage to having boy band hair is how quickly it air-dries.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

I'm going to go ahead and assume that every person with their windows up/closed is severely allergic to the sun and fresh air.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

Sister: every once in a while I have this fleeting internal conflict of "do I look like a boy?"
Brother: yeah, tell me about it.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

Dear "Westfield Rocks!" driver, your hidden hitch is not very hidden if I can read "hidden hitch" on your hidden hitch.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

Is it just a coincidence that 106.7 does not come in well in Carmel, IN?

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@Eldextero does he need a roommate?

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@michaelemerson_ This isn't directed at me, but there's a McDonald's...

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"Feel my belly button. Feel how soft it is." I obliged.

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

@Go_MJ Well, I don't see why not...

[Rachel Huffman @IsaNugget]

G: goodnight, children! R: grandma, are you taking that pie to bed? G: ::silently walks into room holding pie and shuts door::