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[Maryam @hell_line0]

So let me get this straight. Men get diagnosed with endometriosis and suddenly now there is a SALIVA test?!??

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Single sex schools give many girls something surprisingly rare: the experience of seeing women occupy every level of authority without explanation or exception. Entire institutions run by women. So no one will ever convince me that women are incompetent.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Amkeni!!!

The government has allocated KSh 95.25 per learner for essential school needs. 95 bob. Not per day, not per week, just 95.

Look at the first picture then look at the shopping list for a grade 10 student. I bought exercise books and pens only right now because the money wasn’t enough to include all the requirements. Exercise books and pens cost us over 1000 shillings.

What exactly is that 95 shillings supposed to cover in today’s economy? Exercise books alone costs like a thousand bob. Add textbooks maintenance, stationery, teachers’ guides… and somehow that same amount is expected to stretch across all of it? How?

This is completely disconnected from reality. The cost of basic school supplies has gone up, transport has gone up, everything has gone up, but funding per child is sitting at an amount that can barely buy a decent pen and a few books.

[WANGECHI @wangechikenya]

The pricing of burgers in nairobi needs to be regulated. 1800 for a burger without fries is robbery with violence.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your
cavity walls.

This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Yearly reminder that the first thing Jesus told His male disciples after He rose from the dead is that they should have believed women.

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

a third world country that loses 1.3Trillion on a random day should at least have better health and education standards

[🌱✨ The Fault in our Gwaais ✨🌱 @AlaricPrins]

I don’t know - maybe I’m old school, but this thing of constantly wanting to reinvent, or be unconventional at work is getting tired.

It’s a job. I’m not there to be cool or edgy. Pay me my money and find your attachment, attached.

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

When your boss is making plans for Saturday and he's saying "oui" "oui" "oui" but you know he doesn't speak French.

[The Cake Chancery @TheCakeChancery]

I posted on my WhatsApp status that there’s a numb pain u feel after losing a parent and you won’t be scared to cut off anyone in your life . Someone whose mother is still alive responded to my post and said “ you need to see a therapist”….
There are some pain others feel that the only way for u to understand it is when you experience it yourself.

[33 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

Y'all say anything for likes 😒
Makes sense why you always throw up every weekend.
That's why you don't have a girl.
You deserve Ruto's leadership .
Change your attitude towards chapati and maybe life will be kind to you.
Chunga Sana kijana !

[Neo Tsipane @NeoTsipane]

The moment you lose a parent, there comes a point where you start measuring every pain against that loss and nothing ever feels as painful, you end up responding to life with a kind of nonchalance not because you don’t care, but because you’ve already survived the worst.

[+ @lkhdme]

it often piques my interest when i realize that the peak of most folks’ literary apprehensions, is being scared of having a peek at a dictionary.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Dr Mpekethu of the House MBChB,
First of Her Name,
Keeper of the Stethoscope,
Intellectual Among the Masses,
Aremed with credentials,
Burdened by Brilliance,
Engager Not for Pleasure,
But for the Nation.

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

Never assume she grew up, buy her chocholate, yoghurt, Ice cream, ringoz and other unnecessary and foolish things they really love that shit.

[Sage Kenny 🐺🦍 | Digital Marketer @Donsarkcess]

Who is this lady and how do I send her my next salary?

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

If you choose to stay neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.