Pippa Jerram

with absolute power comes high mortality.

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Training my voice with #Swiftscales Virtual Vocal Trainer, you should check it out!

https://t.co/NYlm7i726e #singer

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@Tim_McCready Oh lord she killed her and ate her.

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#escaperentalsnz saw this beauty in its natural habitat today - ka rawe!

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@rscottweekly Only if you inhaled

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@daraobriain If in 2063 my future self came across this inscription I would definitely think it was Irish for fuck the police

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@RadioHaurakiNZ seriously it’s 2020. If you piss on the floor in the middle of the night it’s no one’s responsibility to clean it up but your own.

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE:
For adults angry at a child.

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@bernardchickey @DrJessBerentson Yes ok but…we exist in a democracy. How many leaders bring about transformational change in a single term?

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

Meet Dr. Munjed Al Muderis a refugee who came to Australia by boat. He now pioneers osseointegration aka "bionic surgery". Scott Morrison doesn't want us to know about this incredible man - it upsets his racist dog whistle. Do your thing twitter. Photo TIM BAUER #RefugeesWelcome

[Koala @KoalaMattress]

Koala has cut ties with Alan Jones. We’re a significant buyer in the medium, and it’s something we should have done earlier. Climate change is real, violence against women starts with words and the bloke has had too many chances. @2GB873 time to wake up.

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@rscottweekly Watched dad doing many of these as a youngster. The anaesthetic seemed to involve little more than me sitting on the parturient’s head to keep it still. Hopefully some ketamine was involved too.

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@patrickgowernz @JesseMulligan Adorkable

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Legend! https://t.co/WsButSlFNG

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@farmgeek @keith_ng Mate you’re an absolute legend

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Think Corbyn is a 'danger to Britain'? Here's how you've been brainwashed https://t.co/0IpViJfJax

[Clare Mackintosh @claremackint0sh]

Estate agent: Ange, what’s that thing called where people put horses? There’s one in the paddock at Honeysuckle Cottage.
Ange: *long pause* a horse house.
Estate agent: great, thanks.

[Russel Norman @RusselNorman]

Either the Govt supports action on climate change, or it allows oil companies to look for new fossil fuel reserves. And Energy Minister @Megan_Woods needs to be clear which side of history she is on. We can't even burn existing fossil fuel reserves if we want a stable climate.

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What's with Nicola's rosy glow? Or is she a normal colour and Teresa May happens to be dead. https://t.co/kIZnJuiCSN

[Rachel @onrshop]

Its important to remember this on dark days like these. 😔 #Westminster

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No. Tax. On $4 billion. Fairphone anyone? https://t.co/RF7pAK5E8o