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@PuppieBitesAD Funnily enough I found this through tiktok
https://t.co/rmaRwcejaD

[Toffi @toffis_rs]

ROTOSCOPIA ROTOSCOPIA
#RoadRunner

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@nunyabusywaxx @magiyuki_ @PhobosTheFox @doggo82126 @SuprSonicChao37 @VoltyGal @chomiczkowawa @mulphie @DreamLeaf5 I ain't your dude, bro

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@dracholder i love them omg😭i always wished they put ratchet in Earthspark so he could reunite with Bumblebee this is adorable

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@h0use_keyz @KirbyInformer @zenmarket_en @HollowxProphet I can almost hear you scrambling to tag two people

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@syoomo_ Me with skybound bumblebee rn

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@Vinstar66 Bob Marley????

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Why is everyone making such a big deal of this post 😭all op said was me and him, nothing else????

[ٍ @fwrail]

me n him

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@kodstrangeer The word that meant plains/open fields sounded like the English word jungle which is how the mistranslation happened

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@kodstrangeer Iirc the phrase is a mistranslation from another language. Originally it meant King of the plains/open fields or something like that, aka the savannahs where lions actually live

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@lesbianightwing I thought it was supposed to show her becoming her own person? Can someone explain why it's bad?/gen

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@cupTWOst You get me so much😭 especially on him not wanting to cut up the autobots. Like, he fought alongside them to take down sentinel and imagine if he *did* take someone down and he makes eye contact with optimus. The disappointment and horror on his face would probably send B running

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@cupTWOst up a whole new can of worms because it would piss megatron off even more and optimus, elita, and the other autobots might be a little distrustful of him because he joined a group of homicidal maniacs once, what's stopping him from doing it again? He could lose all of his friends

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@cupTWOst about other people in an environment like that that encourages abusive and toxic behavior. As much as I love bumblebee and "fix it" AUs, I don't think he would survive as a decepticon for very long and return to the autobots. Also, slightly off topic, I feel like this would open-

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@Demetera_ I know robotnik would use stone to flex on people like this I know it. Someone give me a fanfiction right now please

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@mochipanco I'd wear these everywhere figure so perfect😭the mall, the movies, out to eat, anywhere

[Mochipan Official @mochipanco]

Giveaway!!
These overalls launch on February 15th, 2025 @ 5PM PST.
I'm doing a giveaway ahead of time!
1 winner = 1 pair of overalls!
(If this post gets to 30k likes I will triple the rewards so there's 3 total winners!)

Rules:
1. Follow @mochipanco
2. Like and RT/share
3. Comment where you'd wear this!

Bonus entries:
1. Tag up to 5 friends
2. Follow @MochiLuxeShop

This giveaway ends at 4PM PST on the 15th! 1 hour before launch.

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@HaloTwister @UNIVERSE_FEEDS @PicturesFoIder It might've gotten tired from walking or they're on a trip and mama needed to do her business

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@WholesomeMeme I'll loudly gasp and say "is that my little girl?" everytime I do it, she'll flick her head up to look at me and then meow like "me? Yes, yes I am your little girl!" and come trotting at me with her tail up