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Come for entertainment. Stay for the dad jokes and puns. Occasional thought provoking tweet. Mostly shouting into space #GirlDad

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Welp lemme get my monies ready

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

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Welp…congrats Knicks

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Can shame really dictate lasting change in a person? 🤔

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a typo carved into a tombstone?

A grave mistake

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Death, taxes, and networks going to commercial break before and during the panthers pick

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Every time my mama orders a steak, I hang my head in shame and disappointment. I’m sorry to that cow that died for her 😔

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This Report as Spam button on the iPhone is just there for decoration, I swear

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Damn, South Carolina’s getting killed

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@iAmChrisNeal His agent is worth double of what he’s getting paid

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Poetry in motion

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2022, Caleb Love hit the dagger for North Carolina to lift the Heels past Duke in Coach K's final game 🐏

#MarchMadness

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Ho my gawd!!!!

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Ok this game is depressing me

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Safe to say my pickup basketball career ended today 😅

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@Oh_My_Allah He wanted to waste everyone’s time apparently

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Next question: who are we going to get?

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Welp

[InsideCarolina @InsideCarolina]

BREAKING: The Hubert Davis Era is over at UNC.

Story (free): https://t.co/26petleMIN

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A fucking 19 point lead and can’t put them niggas away

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How the fuck…just ugh