Philemon

Memento Mori!

[Netflix @netflix]

"I am the eldest boy" but make it Guy Ritchie.

[R3CTOR @r3ctorr]

When Nepo fine babe adds me on Snap and then my hg asks me to post her palm oil business on my story

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

isn’t that against the pact?

[Ne Regrette Rien @YaniqueJLambert]

Whole internet knows that you died trying to get a big d*ck?

[Mojibola @Jibola_00]

There’s really more to life than supporting Ferrari

[Muyanja @leonekavuma]

You just went home early.

[Mannerless Wairimu @findingwairimu]

Simpler times!!!

[Tooro Kingdom @ObukamaBwaTooro]

Enkuba etutiire!

Omukama Oyo atuulize!

Ebiindi nitwija kuba nitubibamanyisa

[𝒽ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓂 @waithera_jk]

In honor of the queen 🕊️

[Conks @conksresearch]

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another watch was made…

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Traders: "the market is predictable."

The market:

[Sir Spector @shane_spector]

It might be time to apologize to that uncle whom one time in P4, I asked why he had no car or babe at age 30.

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

Can’t even make jokes like it’s not a possibility lol

[coopz @Coopz___]

The Los Angeles Lakers

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mfs only say "sus" because they can't spell suspishus

[mr. m (evil lewis hamilton) @8383933947j]

nico rosberg

[Big Martha🧚🏼‍♀️ @ibioluwaaaa]

Opened TikTok, and the first video I’m seeing is “Let’s go plane shopping.”??!!

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Playing the best spy ever in James Bond after playing the worst spy ever in River Cartwright would be an amazing achievement, I won’t lie