Ishakeass

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

@camkerry7 any update on the SJ Arlington game? Stream is not working for me.

[Bol @Boltweetss]

The Margarita is the most overrated drink in the country and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Starting a new segment.

Instead of *****lations its goutlations.

Goutlations 1.1: A gout never catches tail, because only a wout chases it in the first place.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Accidentally posted this on my dynasty leagues twitter account but yall should peep.

[Dark Knight of the NFL @NFLDarkKnight]

Quick return to the burner to let y’all know if u have a 14 hour car ride all you need is the following:
- Nicotine
- Water
- Adele
- Coldplay
- The Black Eyed Peas
- Eminem
- Pitbull
- Kid Cudi
- 2 Big Bootie Mixes
- Lee Brice
- Bruce Springsteen

[Dark Knight of the NFL @NFLDarkKnight]

Quick return to the burner to let y’all know if u have a 14 hour car ride all you need is the following:
- Nicotine
- Water
- Adele
- Coldplay
- The Black Eyed Peas
- Eminem
- Pitbull
- Kid Cudi
- 2 Big Bootie Mixes
- Lee Brice
- Bruce Springsteen

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

@MikeyCoinSnatch @EmpireSportsMed @Anthony_Rivardo LFG

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Sometimes I think what’s it like to be the goat. Then I remember I am the goat.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Sharted today. Thought it was a myth/cover-up. It is not. #humbled

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

@NFLDarkKnight Shut up cavigs.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

I always drop my phone to my foot at the gym. Never catch it… until tonight. I’ve caught it 5 times in a row with 0 effort and I’m star struck.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Normally I make love to my chipotle bowls. I actually just fucked the shit out of one. It’s gasping for air and staring into its skull.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

If you ever need a pick me up for a long road trip just play every black eyed peas song in existence

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

@Seahawks That’s a win

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

@NFLDarkKnight Seems like a legitimate fear and should not be taken lightly.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

I got to bar 2 minutes ago. I want to go home. Am I old?

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

I wonder if the strangers I hate know I hate them.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Gingers look so good lately. I need one in my residence.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

You ever just get to the bar and want to go home?

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

It’s one of those days gravity is winning.

[Ishakeass @Ishakeasss]

Another day another reason why I hate women.